Thinking Green

Whoa long time…

I really wish I could look inside my head and figure out what is causing this damn headache!!

No more comments — too much Spam. Die Spam, die.

Eating better now. No salt. Have to find other spices… not so bad. Better be feeling and looking better soon. Gonna be hard to be strict until I hit my goal.

“Once you get a spice in your home, you have it forever. Women never throw out spices. The Egyptians were buried with their spices. I know which one I’m taking with me when I go.”

“There is one thing I have never taught my body how to do and that is to figure out at 6 A.M. what it wants to eat at 6 P.M.”

– Erma Bombeck

Strategic Management

In the Beginning was the Plan,

And then came the Assumptions,

And the Assumptions were without form,

And the Plan was completely without substance,

And the darkness was upon the face of the workersand they spoke among themselves saying,
“It is a crock of shit and it stinketh.”

And the workers went unto their Supervisors and sayeth,
“It is a pail of dung and none may abide the odour thereof”,

And the Supervisors went unto their Managers and sayeth unto them,
“It is a container of excrement and it is very strong, such that none may abide by it.”

And the Managers went unto their Directors and sayeth,
“It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide its strength.”

And the Directors spoke amongst themselves, saying one to another,
“It contains that which aids plant growth, and it is very strong.”

And the Directors went unto the Vice Presidents and sayeth unto them,
“It promotes growth and is very powerful.”

And the Vice Presents went unto the President and sayeth unto him,
“This new plan will actively promote the growth and efficiency of this Organization, and in these areas in particular.”

And the President looked upon The Plan,

And saw that it was good, and the Plan became Policy.

This is How Shit Happens.

It’s 8:55 pm and I’m still at work. GAWD!

This has been what’s occupying all my time lately:

Razzy at 10 weeks…

Razzy at 11 weeks…

Razzy at 12 weeks…

Razzy at 13 weeks…

Razzy at 13 weeks…

Razzy at 13 weeks…

We’re adding a new member to our family… Raziel!
Only 6 more days until she comes!

What makes you think that you have won?
When the battle has only just begun
Let the punishment fit the crime
Bad things come to those in all good time

…A Dish Better Served Coldly Lyrics
Type O Negative

Nevermind.