Welcome to the Madness
Yeah it’s been a while since I posted. Wanna fight about it?
So life as an “Assistant Marketing Coordinator” ain’t so easy. Yeah, I said ain’t – so what? Cut me some slack. 10 hour days will do wonders to your brain. Mine is currently hovering between oatmeal and grits. How ‘bout yours? If this stupid blog had a time stamp, you’d see it’s 11:02 pm on Friday.
I’m 2 glasses (mine are about 16 ozs) down – gin and ginger ale, splash of lime. Not even phased – is that bad? How much gin you ask? Tilt the bottle (Costco-sized baby!) and count to 4… 5 if I’m feeling selfish. Cut the lime and squeeze half in the glass. Add 4 wedges of ice (cubes for non-ice-maker havers). The fill with ginger ale until full. Enjoy!
So what have I been up to for a month? None of your business! Kidding. I was bored one day and looked at the stats for this site. People actually read this crap. Who ARE you and why are you HERE?
:P
My life is divided unequally into 2 halves: work and home. I sometimes feel like I never get to see Bill. 35 minutes for lunch and then for just Saturday and Sunday isn’t enough. It makes me want to scream sometimes… here I am spending the majority of my young life away from the 1 person who makes life worth living… sad. No offense my cube-mates. You know I like where I am. ‘Nough said.
So why am I rambling? Why is this another ranting post about nothing? Why another bore-ass sarcastic post just like everyone else’s? ‘Cause it’s the way I am. This site is a waste of time. Yet here I am surfing the Web, drinking, waiting for Bill, watching as my fingers fly over the keys.
Maybe I counted until 7 with the gin… Mom, that’s not true! It’s apple juice. I’d better stop now. Read an article about a girl getting fired for her blog. No going there.